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"For all the ones who have left there are a few that stayed. And they found me here and pulled me from the grass where I was laid."
"A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead."
"You have to be the cutest gravedigger I've ever seen."
"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she is, right? You don't get out of the car, you lock both doors. Then, you get out of the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Take out the key, put it in the lock, open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door for her. You walk around the back of the car and you look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button, so you can get in, dump her." "Just like that?" "Listen to me, kid, if she doesn't reach over and lift up that button, so you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad, and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her, dump her fast."
"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
"I slip another smile in your pocket."
"I have learned that nothing is as pressing as the one who's pressing would like you to believe."
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